1) After almost two years of incessant battles, I, Dr Captain Namfoodle have decided that I don’t enjoy dying, but can’t stop myself from getting on the wrong side of friendly monsters. Hopefully Papa Donald will appreciate my bodily sacrifices on his behalf. For I do love him so.
2) And it came to pass after five years, a Temple and an Ark that faithful and righteous Dr. Captain Namfoodle swore this oath to his God: I’m sorry, Luminous One! I swear on my life, I won’t die again!
Thus saith my Lord: If you die again, I shall give you something to die about.
3) Behold Papa Donald has forgiven my aggravating mortephilia and become resigned to an Eternity of heroically resurrecting his hero. I always knew I was your favorite, my Gracious One!
4) February 2025: 08:39 PM The Legend of Dr Captain Namfoodle, the Noble. Papa Donald watches over him.
A collector of curiosities most peculiar: both optional illusion and tribble. He doth greatly favor making rounds of Madchester’s alehouses. At his beck and call is Tige “Great”, a cinnaminion of rarest breeding. The guild of “DemiGods” cherishes him as their own flesh and blood. A pillar of the community, a dealer of misfortune, and a surprisingly talented mime. Much more could be told, but lo, the scroll in grows short.
5) Dr. Captain Namfoodle brilliantly took down a Hellaphant in just 29 turns. https://godvillegame.com/duels/log/774lk3kzr